No Brainer represents the things we all love. Heavy drinking, punk attitude and not having a headache. Sounds good, right?
Simply put "the best drink we could come up with".
Our unbiased test subjects loved the distinctive No Brainer taste.
"It tastes great and really helps when you're thirsty."
(Thanks for your wisdom Mom)
Alcohol can be fun but it can be a bad time as well. We love beer but it can make you a naughty girl or boy and turns your next day into a nightmare. So let's skip that shit.
Sugar. Pure evil. We like evil shit but this stuff is really nasty. Absolutely horrific! So we eliminated that trash. However we kept the great isotonic power of beer!
Ah and no salt either.
Designed, brewed and bottled in Switzerland, the most punk place in the world. Best quality ingredients to ensure you only get the best when you enjoy your No Brainers.
I expected to have a decent beer but there was no alcohol in it! F***ing waste of money for not even getting drunk
Terrible design! I would be scared to have something so inappropriate in my fridge. Imagine if the kids find it!
I am in now way related to a big brewery but I think that there is much better non-alcoholic beer on the market that doesn't use skulls and brains to try to appear cool...
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