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No Brainer represents the things we all love. Heavy drinking, punk attitude and not having a headache. Sounds good, right?
Simply put "the best drink we could come up with".

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What our customers say

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Terrible design! I would be scared to have something so inappropriate in my fridge. Imagine if the kids find it!

@SelinaUnsatisfied

@SelinaUnsatisfied

I expected to have a decent beer but there was no alcohol in it! F***ing waste of money for not even getting drunk

@AndrewAngry

@AndrewAngry

I am not in any way related to a big brewery but I think that there is much better non-alcoholic beer on the market that doesn't use skulls and brains to try to appear cool...

@notHeineken

@notHeineken