HARDCORE SOFT LAGER.
No Brainer represents the things we all love. Heavy drinking, punk attitude and not having a headache. Sounds good, right?
Simply put "the best drink we could come up with".
NO BRAINER FOR EVERYONE, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.
great taste
Our unbiased test subjects loved the distinctive No Brainer taste.
"It tastes great and really helps when you're thirsty."
(Thanks for your wisdom Mom)
no alcohol
Alcohol can be fun but it can be a bad time as well. We love beer but it can make you a naughty girl or boy and turns your next day into a nightmare. So let's skip that shit.
No sugar, lots of electrolytes
Sugar. Pure evil. We like evil shit but this stuff is really nasty. Absolutely horrific! So we eliminated that trash. However we kept the great isotonic power of beer!
Ah and no salt either.
Swiss brewing tradition
Designed, brewed and bottled in Switzerland, the most punk place in the world. Best quality ingredients to ensure you only get the best when you enjoy your No Brainers.
JOIN THE CULT!
TRUST US, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE ARE DOING
"INSERT YOUR MINDLESS MARKETING QUOTE HERE"
HELLO HELL-RAISERS
WTF
BUY OUR SHIT!
NO BRAINER TOUR
MMM BEER
NON-ALCOHOLIC RULES!
HARDOCRE SOFT LAGER
TRUST US WE'RE NOT EXPERTS
GABBA GABBA HEY!
NYHC
HELP US REACH WORLD DOMINATION
BUY OUR SHIT!
SCARE YOUR FRIENDS WITH NON ALCOHOLIC BEER
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
WELCOME HELL-RAISERS
PEOPLE LOVE US!
You get what you get.
We love our friends on the internet who always have the best input for No Brainer.
@AndrewAngry
Happy Customer
I expected to have a decent beer but there was no alcohol in it! F***ing waste of money for not even getting drunk
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@SelinaUnsatisfied
Happy Customer
Terrible design! I would be scared to have something so inappropriate in my fridge. Imagine if the kids find it!
@notHeineken
Happy Customer
I am in now way related to a big brewery but I think that there is much better non-alcoholic beer on the market that doesn't use skulls and brains to try to appear cool...
@nobrainer.wtf
Happy Customer
Please send us your feedback! We really don't care about what you're saying and everything will go into an email account we never check.